The world to day seems absolutly crackers

with nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high

there's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger

Its depressing, and its sensless, and thats why



I like Chinese

I like Chinese

They only come up to your knees

Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please



I like Chinese

I like Chinese

There's 900 million of them in the world today

You better learn to like them thats what I say



I like Chinese

I like Chinese

They come from a long way overseas

But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please



I like Chinese food

The waiters never are rude

Think of the many things they've done to impress

There's Maoism, Taoism, I-Ching and chess



I like Chinese

I like Chinese

I like their tiny little trees

Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze



I like Chinese thoughts

The wisdom that Confucious taught

If Darwin has anything to shout about

The Chinese will survive us all, without any doubt



So, I like Chinese

I like Chinese

They only come up to your knees

Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please



--All together now--

Wo ai Zhongguo ren

Wo ai Zhongguo ren

Wo ai Zhongguo ren



Ni hao ma, ni hao ma, ni hao ma--Zaijian!



I like Chinese

I like Chinese

Their food is gaurenteed to please

A Fourteeen, a Seven, a Nine and Lychees



I like Chinese

I like Chinese

I like their tiny little trees

Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze